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A foreign Newspaper wants to publish a report about the life in Egypt,So they send a female reporter to interview the common citizen in Egypt..when she arrives at Cairo..she picks a random guy, and starts her interview.   Reporter: Hi Egyptian: We 3alkom el salam ya 2otta   Reporter: Do you speak English? Egyptian: Berfect   Reporter: Do you mind if i interview u? Egyptian: No, i dont have a mind   Reporter: What's your name? Egyptian: Taha   Reporter: Sex? Taha: I love it Reporter: Oh no, i meant male or female? Taha (yelling): what do you sink?   Reporter: It's just for the sake of the report..never mind...male.... Taha: yas male..and i can brove it any time you want   Reporter: No,thanks,I'll take you for your word...so..how do you find life here in Egypt? Taha: Egybt..very nice cantry..nice wezar..nice food..byramidz   Reporter: oh well..beside the weather and the pyramids..what else do you like in your country? Taha: Byramids,nice wezar,nice food   Reporter: Ok..let's move on..what do you do? Taha: I am very well, sank you   Reporter: No, I mean do you have a job? Taha (looking around him and whispering): Jobat?..no i dont have any(jobat)..lessa mastaba7nash..do you have a (job) with you?..we can esmoke it in my car..dont warry about bolice   Reporter: Oh my god, DO YOU WORK? Taha: Yas yas..Taxi drivar   Reporter: What do you think about the traffic problem in egypt? Taha: Very big broblem..very much cars..you see?..but za guvurment is trying to make it bettar..zey did za circle street and za me7war street..and zey make all streets one way so if you go..you cant come back..niahahaha3   Reporter: What about the economic problems in Egypt? Taha: I do not undurstand what u say   Reporter: I mean..how do u deal with money problems in Egypt? Taha: No NO NO..Egybt very rich cantry...we have alot of cotton..alot of water..and we have byramidz   Reporter: So do you make a lot of money? Taha: No no.. it is not legal to make money..one frend i know make money at home..and he go to brizon..if you make money at home..you can only give it to za banzeena man..zey take any money   Reporter: let me rephrase..since Egypt is a rich country.. do you have a lot of money? Taha: me?! ..Not alot..but I eat and drink Al7amdulelah?   Reporter: Then where does all the money go? Taha: Guvurment   Reporter: And what does the government do with the money? Taha: Zey Build circle street,me7war street and make all streets one way   Reporter: well, Ok...Do you vote? Taha: What duz zat mean?   Reporter: Do you choose your president Taha: Mubarak?   Reporter: yes Taha (nervously): i didnt give my voice..but if i was..i will give him my voice   Reporter: Why him? Taha: Because he was an airoblane in za war..he waz za leadar airoblane   Reporter: But there are no wars right now Taha: But if we have war..you see?...we know we will have a very good airoblane in it   Reporter: what about the last 26 years ? Taha: I got marry..and have 3ala2 and Amira..and drive taxi   Reporter: No, i meant what did Mubarak do for Egypt in the last 26 years Taha: He build circle street, me7war street and make all streets one way   Reporter: Thank you very much for your time Mr. Taha Taha: No broblem,only 10 bound   Reporter: I never said i will pay you for this Taha: Ok..just give me the (job) then..we smoke, and make head Reporter: Grrrrrrrr   Taha: ok ok..need a Taxi?