| Q: Where can single men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them? | A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction. |
| Q: What can a man do while his wife is going
through menopause? |
A: Keep busy. If handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When done, you have a place to live.
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| Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the
bible... Is that true? Where is it? |
A: Yes. Matthew 14:92:
"And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt ......."
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Q: How can I increase the heart rate of my over-60 year-old mate?
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A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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Q: How can I avoid that terrible curse of unsightly wrinkles?
| A: Take off your glasses. |
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Q: Seriously! What can I do for these Crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
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A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out..
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Q: Why should 60-plus people use valet parking?
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A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
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A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
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A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?
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A: On their foreheads.
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year
olds when they enter antique stores?
| A: "Gosh, I remember all these!" |
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SMILE, You've still got your sense of humour, RIGHT?
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